And who was previously (ridiculously) knocked for having an overcompetitve, me-first attitude.

This is textbook NFL/Goodell right here:

The NFL announced a separate investigation, saying in a statement today that it “is committed to the proper application of the Concussion Protocol.”

Helmets don’t kill people. People kill people.

Seems plausible. I mean, OJ was just trying to stab his helmet when those people got in the way. It got blown out of proportion and basically ruined his life. As a result, years later when was innocently trying to commit armed robbery on his helmet, and some jerks just happened to be in his path, poor OJ ended up…

Dammit. With an infallible excuse like this one on tap, we’re bound to see athletes wearing helmets anywhere and everywhere in the future.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! The Cowboys only take players that hit women and only after they’re drafted by Carolina. If anything he’ll be barred from being drafted but will sign as an undrafted free agent with someone like, oh I don’t know, the Titans.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

I’m not sure they can do that according to the rules- but if they can’t do that, they SHOULD be able to. Nothing tells people not to try decking an official like punishing the entire team for his stupidity by declaring an instant loss to them. Seems fair to me.

Whole new level of respect for Stan.

Nailed it. Just nailed it.

Excellent. Thank you for sharing.

Neil Everett chose the wrong day to show up baked at work.

I think the only person who loves flags more than Brees is Brandon Browner.

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

Hot times, summer in the city!

Wait - 67 people shot THIS WEEKEND? Sweet Jesus.

Homey on the left does not look like he’s playing with a full deck of cards.

Be still, my heart. The Chargers stopped being stupid for five seconds.