if you wanna be a big-time city, I think you gotta hold on to these teams, and once they leave, they aren’t coming back.”

Las Vegas Metropolitans would be easier to switch when they move to Seattle.

I thought that was going to be Phoenix?

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

A little disappointed, much lower on the cringe scale than last year.

Also - I delete emails all the time and it's definitely not illegal.

Yep, one’s openly racist, and the other has deleted emails. Always make sure both of those things get equal mention because they are in fact equal.

It was disgusting. “Oh, sure, there’s debate about public money, but (insert talking point) it’s all a hotel tax so a tourist who pays $300 for a hotel only spends $13 extra a night and that funds the stadium and (insert talking point) you can’t be a big league city without pro teams and (insert talking point) it…

We do deserve one. We just don’t deserve to pay for it.

El Paso school takes an El Paso

Welp, looks like I’ve got to update my “graves to piss on” list.

And this is why Futurama went downhill. The kids today don’t want to hear Professor Farnsworth anymore.

I'd be drunk too if I was one of lowest paid strength coaches in amateur sports.

Making him 60% the character builder as that fella at Iowa.

Vic’s annual salary is $362,000.

don’t forget the tapout sticker.

He should have just wound up in a lake and the cops would have let him off.

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

How dare Colin Kaepernick disrespect a song once sung by such heroes as Roseanne Barr and Enrico Pallazzo.

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”