I know, man. I’m just making a joke.

That makes two of us, bubba.

Spot the lie, though.

In his defense, he shuffles back a couple of small steps, then steps forward while catching the ball and give himself a little momentum coming out instead of catching it flat footed. He caught it about waist high. It would have landed in the end zone, but only by a yard or maybe two. He showed much poorer spatial…

False allegations?! Why just a month ago conservatives were swearing that America was founded upon the inviolable principle of innocent until proven guilty (Georgebraham Washingcoln said so when he freed the slaves from the Democrats—even though slavery was not all that bad; just free room and board for a bit of…

Now technically, the US is the only country where a baby born there becomes a citizen of the United States, in other countries the baby becomes of citizen of that country.

Alito’s also a partisan hack so I don’t trust him one bit. With you on Roberts, though. 

But Packers fans are handling this whole situation far worse than anyone else

“People are sending messages to my wife,” Montgomery said. “People are making comments on posts about my son.”

Wow, he must really dislike Barron

Also look at how many people those mail bombs killed = 0
Look at how many people one idiot with some guns killed = 11.

That should be the argument for tighter gun restrictions right there. If you want preventable violence then clearly regulating guns is the way to go. You can still have nutsos that have a hard-on to…

Hey you leave Johnny Cash alone. That man is a treasure

She works at the CVS in Anaheim. Nice girl.

My favorite part was when she claimed that the overwhelming majority of Americans voted for Dump.

“The only person responsible for carrying out either of these heinous acts were the individuals who carried them out....”

Yep, God and Jesus Christ are now officially part of the Soros run Deep State conspiracy I guess. 

Quoting the Bible anywhere that isn’t outside of a Planned Parenthood, outside of an LGBT funeral, or inside a football stadium is generally frowned upon by conservatives.

“Aggression from both sides. Bombs from the right, bible verses from the left. We as a nation are better than this” *intense stare at camera* 

Quoting the Bible = Receiving the Bomb in the mail

If Jesus Christ returned to earth tomorrow, and resumed spreading His word, one of the president’s disciples would murder him.