How much do you want to give me for the Brooklyn Bridge? I’ll sell it to you for cheap. 

There is no judicial precedent that says you can violate the first amendment, as long as you just do it a little. 

Enormous productivity? They passed one bill that could even close to be called major legislation, and it did nothing except give money to billionaires and jack up the deficit. I mean, I’m glad they failed on every other front to pass their stupid laws, but how can this guy claim they were productive? The lowest bar…

Maybe someone can fashion him a picture book??

Slave owners used to punish women slaves that would use primitive methods to avoid pregnancy (like chewing on certain roots). The slave owners wanted more slaves. The women did not want children born into slavery. 

Trump is kind of a pussy, so I think he’ll look at how things have sometimes ended for other dictators, with their bloody bodies dragged through the streets, and he’ll decide against this. He’ll definitely claim that it was rigged and all that, but he won’t put himself in such obvious physical peril.

If Whitaker recusing himself, the Trump presidency might actually have been worth it if we get a video of Cadet Bone Spurs learning the news. His pumpkin might literally explode. 

And they honestly could probably clear many of the major hurdles. They seem to have done this with malice, and intentionally. It’s pretty clear that they were attempting to lie in order to harm Acosta. 

This is not quite right. They can’t say they are revoking it because they don’t like the questions he is asking. Their policing has to be viewpoint agnostic. If they could actually prove that they were simply doing this because he didn’t give up the microphone after two questions, they could win. But no one is stupid…

It’s clearly viewpoint discrimination. The White House cannot discriminate based on the fact that CNN prints and reports things it does not like. And it is painfully obvious that is what is happening here. 

Good point. We shouldn’t fix the problem because nutters wearing tinfoil MAGA hats will cry. 

It was a close battle, but this was only my second favorite loss of the night; Kobach barely beats him out in my eyes.

I bet you have giant balls, tough guy. 

McConnell and the rest of these idiots can’t see past their own shells. The rail on this stuff so hard when they aren’t in power. I think they legitimately hate it when they aren’t in power. They have to know that one day they will not be in power. But they are incapable of putting all of this together. They really…

Do morons vote for morons?

Every person in America is a criminal if you look hard enough. 

The Trump Administration does not tolerate a man putting his hands on a woman, unless the woman is his property. So Rob Porter is A-Okay.

Those boots clean yet?

This begs the questions: how many ribs would you be willing to break to not have to sit and listen to Donald Trump talk down to you about a subject you literally know a billion times more about? 

Obviously we are not thinking and praying hard enough.