Also, was Jean sleeping when she came in? Otherwise, the idea that is was completely dark in the apartment seems pretty ridiculous. People don’t generally just sit in the dark. Did he come out of his bedroom without turning any lights on? As someone in the other thread pointed out: “I shot at some figure in the dark”…

Well, now I look stupid because I don’t read Roll Call’s political cartoons. Shit. 

I mostly agree, but don’t understand the “What” thing. That part is legitimately confusing and renders the whole cartoon confusing, at least to me. It lead me away from just taking it the way you describe. 

It’s not Iranian, it is Mexican, so it all makes sense. 

This is a good point, and definitely a likely possibility. 

So maybe she didn’t shoot this guy because he was black (since it seems that she shot at someone in the dark almost immediately, so she may have just been a trigger-happy fucking moron), but my guess is that she will get away with it because he was black.

This is not a “conspiracy theory” or even a “conspiracy,” really. It’s just a part of the Republican orthodoxy and I think everyone with a brain knows about it. Use whatever means necessary to reduce black votes that you can get away with. They didn’t go into a smoke filled room to figure this out or make some…

I don’t really mean this as a compliment to Cadet Bone Spurs, but I think it would be literally impossible to gaslight him. 

Appalayshan is okay just like pronouncing the “S” in Illinois is okay.

This shit will be thrown out long before discovery. I hope he gets hit with sanctions (but in reality, he will drop this suit, it was done for publicity). 

“Being publicly Black is not an actual crime.”

I was like 6th to this joke. 

Without getting into the value of the “fact check,” I think it is hard to argue that the average listener wouldn’t hear “frightening level” and deduce that it was meant to convey a much larger number than what the fact check found (even if you do, as I believe you should, include Rice). The fact that even one…

Yes, Jesus Fucking Christ, there are at least 10 god’s honest fucking morons: this guy and the nine idiots that starred this. Running from the cops gets you shot and he is just fine and dandy with that? I can’t believe this bootlicking trash got ungreyed. 

They have a point. Remember Neil Armstrong’s famous line: “One small step for man, one giant America, fuck yeah!”

Up until recently, there have been zero free market entrants into space travel. If we were “compelled by capitalism,” we would never have founded NASA. This is just epic dipshittery. 

Eh, I’ve been called worse.

Snoop is 47 and is worth 135 million dollars. That is wildly successful. He’s also one of the greatest rappers ever, but I don’t think many people think we was even the very best of his generation. Lebron is 33 and is worth 440 million dollars and is 100% the best player of his generation and arguably the best ever.…

Calling the police and directing them to the body that is in your house is a shitty way to cover something up.

“LeBron James’ frank conversation with equally successful and talented friends”