“Colbert admits to cooking, eating Jon Stewart: ‘He was a little gamey’.”

I stopped watching his monologues because of the horrid forced banter between them. It’s just so bad, I can’t stand it... no matter how much I like Colbert, I won’t watch. And I can’t say it’s cause I hate Batiste. Just the chemistry between them sucks.

Colbert and Batiste may like each other as people but they have zero comedy chemistry. I wish they would at least turn off Batiste’s mic when the band isn’t performing because he’s not funny and his voice is kind of grating. He sounds a little bit like Jerry Lewis’s nutty professor.

Remember they had Colbert chat with a young writer on the show just to fill the vacuum? It just showed up how terrible a sidekick Jon Baptiste is for Colbert. 

I don’t remember the first episodes being super political. They didn’t make me laugh much, though. Even now, there’s still a big entertainment divide between Colbert the person and Colbert the character. Maybe I just find it too hard to reconcile the guy’s razor sharp bullshit detector with his earnest Catholicism.

That’s so odd. Here’s my translation from English to Japanese to English:“I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.”

I literally just got it by saying it out loud just now. Shish kabob.  

At least it’s not as bad as The Starfighters:

Ahem, what about The Starfighters?

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CAT

So long as the cat in it is good, I’m there

Has anyone said, “You guessed it: Frank Stallone” yet?

the first rule of what?

Call me when they bring back Dr. Katz.

Businesses stick pick up their phones.

They have the meats. So, it’s a hostage situation.

“I want chicken nuggets and a beer”

No, he’s a mutant who gets killed by Sentinels in the first episode.

I love the smell of cheese in the morning.  It smells like breakfast.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his need (for four slices of pizza)...