[Just as Simba is about to confront Scar, an elephant bursts in]

She stole the TV!

I hope this Elephant Shrew character is a Boozer, a User, and, most importantly, a Loser.

How dare Bill Maher not give Jack Kirby co-credit for destroying society.

Dear Salty Waitress,

It’s just a joke, dude. Christ.

Wait, this entry isn’t about maverick Jedi Knight Qui-Gon Jinn?

I call this my scallop pocket

In fact, steal them from the Chinese buffet where you ate the night before. They’ll probably keep overnight in your purse, and if you need an emergency snack during the day, you’re covered.

Here’s a lifehack. To avoid substitution charges, bring your own scallops hidden in your purse. 

You know, if you’re going to do this to a statue, how about one of those Confederate memorials?

Probably one of those Belcher kids with their Could Chucks.

Whatever do you mean? Why, it just makes sense that you should have to mark a review with a redundant tag for anyone to be able to readily see it. Kinja is a wonderful blogging platform and the AVC’s move to it has been an unqualified success.

Come on DC, how hard would it really have been to get Arleen Sorkin back?

And here’s the scene from Jonny Quest that the Flashback was riffing on:

must lactose intolerant people bring up their diarrhea every time dairy products are mentioned?

And in Australia, they turn them upside-down a second time for some reason. Probably.

Well, almost.

The Bon Iver Blizzard didn't go over too well. Too salty.

Scrumdillyicious!