Did your university have football? Because if so, then that’s your problem. It’s not Title IX and the women’s programs that cause men’s sports to get cut. It’s football. Your beef is with football and with how athletic administrators divide up their budgets. Since the passage of Title IX, men’s total participation…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Now Messi can prepare to lose in the world cup.

Miata is the answer! Gently used, stickshift, not too much power, small size, perfect for parallel parking.

Q: In the event of a crash, will you be impaled by trim pieces?

As a nurse I have seen versions of that scenario play out a few times and it is a massive drain on so many levels. Medical staff, equipment, tests, medications, and utilities all add up on those patients and often they stay longer so for a hospital it is a sizeable hit. Much longer stays in some cases as you…

Cross walks not close to the circle would cause other problems; first, cars don’t stop at crosswalks without stop signs, even when they’re supposed to. Second, pedestrians won’t use crosswalks if they’re not convenient - they won’t walk half a block from the circle to cross the street just to walk half a block back…

Jeep. Wrangler.

Rough time with the bar exam the past couple of days, eh buddy?

Great, thanks, now I’m seriously worried about other shit.

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

Also, they believe in hill trolls.

Hey you can go to hell.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

+1 NESCAC mascot

The things you said here are very stupid. It is as if you have no concept of laws, the value of human life, or proportionality.

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…