I mean, I addressed this to vapid, racist wingers like you. You seem to have read it, and yet you say the same stupid things you always say.

It was probably some kind of breaststroking that led to his freestyle story, but the butterfly effect of telling his mother is now causing him to go into full backstroke mode.

wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok

Being robbed looks a lot better than:
- getting stiffed in a drug deal
- getting stiffed by a hooker
- some other similarly sketchy thing