I understand that for some (most?) people, an engagement ring is not only a physical representation of your love, but also a status symbol meant to convey the kind of bride you fancy yourself to be.
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the important thing is that everybody tried hard and had fun
A little more than a year ago, New Yorker writer Maria Konnikova announced that she was diving into the world of…
To replace all the trees that the wind flattened over the past year; to shore up the stream bed along the bottom of the property; to restore some of the privacy we lost when developers murked the entire forest to the west of us; because planting trees is fun and good.
The worst, though, is the parental phishing Text & Call combo. My dad would know that I wouldn’t always pick up his calls if I was doing something important, like reading Deadspin or virtually anything else. But he still wasn’t really on board with the texting thing. So he would send a “How are you?” text. Then, the…
I hate the old “Text & Call” combo. You get a “Hey what are you up to tonight/can you help me out with something” text and then because I took more than 30 seconds to respond, I immediately get a phone call from the person asking the same question. Calm down, I’m trying to gather my thoughts and come up with a reason…
“This is more for the professional world, because honestly, no one that you’d consider a friend would ever dare do a voice call these days.”
Get ready for some 4am twitter clarifications on his stated positions and why the media is trying to distort everything.
You’ve been enjoying to much of Rupert’s opium.
Ha. Like this absolute bullshit I hope stays in the fucking greys?
If a family signs to a team that can’t pay, and never shows up to play, does the pope shit shit on a bear in the woods? Asking for a friend.
Captain Morgan the damn thing.
There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.
Boomer is always good in important events. He knows it’s not about him and gives whatever he’s speaking about the proper respect.
If you don’t read EVERY communication from Ole Miss in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn, and start every paragraph by mentally adding “Ahh say, Ahh say...,” then what are we even doing here?
Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.