There goes my aim down the drain. How am I supposed to see anything in this suit!?

Well at least that will give them a sense of pride and accomplishment 

It’s just a jacket made with alchemy so they wouldn’t panic.

counter: games don’t need representation at all

My...childhood... :(

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

As an Apple user, I’m gonna just get this off my chest by saying Fuck You, Apple.

Hmmm...I wonder how the old PS1 game Eretzvaju (Evil Zone in the US) would play on mobile?

DS has nothing to do with it. Someone made and is distributing a Mario game. How much they wind up caring will have less to do with the platform than with the use of their flagship intellectual property.

Putting “RIP” at the end of your disrespectful comment doesn’t make you less of a shitbird, just fyi.

“Many of our store associates and guests have asked for this.” 

Serious question, how are Nintendo shareholder okay with this situation? It’s like nintendo is just willingly pissing away money. They have a product people want (despite the equivalent being free on the internet), yet they don’t produce enough to meet demand...

When first Siri launched (long before Apple bought the company) one could ask for blowjobs and she’d find escorts nearby. No joke - it was in a NY Times review!

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way…

that they are actually offended by this is unboliviable.

I worked Black Friday at a GameStop--once--back in the very early 2000's (I had just come out of undergrad, and was looking for jobs/at graduate schools, and it paid the bills reasonably well—plus, video games).

Never. Again.

I’ve always tried to be nice to retail employees (and anyone in the service industry, really; I…

Steam message boards are a hilarious source of this. Tons of pirates go there posting about bugs not realizing that Steam shows if you have the game when you post in the game’s message board (with a mouse icon). This is especially hilarious for mods that intentionally break for pirated games.

This line is good as hell.

There’s no dismissing. And this isn’t pure fan wank. There’s a good story here, and the...wait, I wrote this stuff. You must have read it. Carry on.