I bet her real name isn’t even Cyborg.

but there was a muscular stranger standing in front of a poster on the wall in our locker room. The poster had a drawing of a player in full uniform and indicated proper equipment protocol. 

I love sport-specific sayings like “surplus to requirements” - something I bet has never been written about, say, Washed Carmelo Anthony (outside of UK coverage of the NBA, perhaps) despite being totally fitting.

Do you, uh, do you need the link?

I am quite positive this exact list exists on a fetish website somewhere as best people to overhear having sex.

I’m not so sure about that.  That’s part of his problem.

For the sake of not posting the same reply to 30 people: thanks to everyone who clarified. I’d missed the fact that only part of Smith’s contract is guaranteed, and that the Cavs stretched that number.

I don’t know why Lebron and/or the Lakers felt the need to put this out there, I’m quite sure JR already knew the score.

Arnold Schwarzenegger made plenty of shit films too, and he is clearly the model Johnson is patterning his career after. Is the contention that Johnson is forced to decline opportunities in daring arthouse cinema because he’s all locked up making Pain & Gain 2 with his best bud Michael Bay? I’m not seeing it.

Artists…

(San Andreas 2, again with Peyton helming) which suggests he’s loyal to a fault

“I don’t even remember what Kirk’s problems were with it but they’re largely unfounded or at least not terribly relatable for most”

you’d shit your pants if you saw one 

Counterargument: Magic the Gathering

The vernacular is established, and will remain until people no longer find it useful.  You’re fighting this fight about 15 years too late.

Yep, I forgot ‘bout that.

Yellow cards were reset after the quarterfinals.

This is a really bad take.

They all look amazing so far. His hair looks really good. A lot better than the test picture they released months ago.

Keep in mind that this based on the books, not the video games, which take place way after the books do. 

I guess the hair looks weird, but overall I’m liking it. Extra so that everything seems to be pointing us towards the conclusion it’s a re-telling of the books.

Japanese hand-ball contact is usually obscured by pixelation anyway.

“an overly long short to test everyone’s patience”