Muggsy Bogues was in Space Jam, Allen Iverson was not, it’s not rocket surgery...

[buzzers in]

Fixed! 

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle.

Flushed it down the toilet. 

So much talent pissed away.

Medvedev is in a foul mood, throws a tantrum at the towel guy

Team USA’s big mistake was letting Magic Johnson pitch each player on joining the team.

She’s just trying to Kerber her enthusiasm....

Go to your room.

Gimme the keys to the franchise, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker

I understand that Harden is upset, but before making comments like these after games he should just take a step back and then take a step back and think.

having long accepted that his basketball operation is run with all the wisdom and attention of a dog startling itself out of sleep by farting on its own nose

“your grandmother and even your family tree”

It’s an improvement over Ainge’s original suggestion: Good Largeman.

“Twitter blocked me because of my conservative beliefs!”

Just think how good his very tall son, Antetokounmpo Antetokounmpo is going to be.

But what makes these dunks so much meaner when carried out by Giannis rather than, say, Boban Marjanovic, is that they are percussive reminders of just how unfairly Giannis is assembled.

for my money there is no play in basketball that is more discourteous.

A stable secular democracy elects a guy, who while a bit conservative and disdainful of civil liberties, at least promised a return of national pride. Sure some of his more extreme views might be cause for concern, but the nation had a strong liberal constitution in place to safeguard against this. Nothing to worry…