For a director that seemingly everyone hates, Kevin Smith sure is busy.

It's TVDW's Cop and a Half

Black Marble is really, really good, but the fact that Becca doesn't exclusively listen to Rush is like finding out that your kindergarten teacher doesn't live at school.

Danny Elfman's Midnight Run score all day everyday.

You strike me as a Wagner type, Nude.

I believe I am experiencing what the internet refers to as "feels."

Bravo

They use their eyebrows to catch krill and other free-floating zooplankton

"I'll teach them to cast Jason Momoa instead of me . . . BY CONQUERING THE SEA ITSELF."

*Seinfeld bass*
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
LARRY DAVID

That a Titleist?

I'm going to avoid it on porpoise.

And another thing about women, why do they spend so much time in the BATHROOM?!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. How high up does this thing go?!

Does the parallel timeline mean YouTube will get cancelled in three years?

The only way this will be even remotely interesting is if it's an Existenz-style Cronenbergian nightmare.

Rogaine, the Michael Chiklis Story

You're right, my mistake.

Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

SUCK IT, LAUER