I think it was just the furniture. Did you even see that chair move?!

Yeah, that and the fact that the Ghostbusters are now WOMEN. #ChildhoodRaped #CancelFeminism

I can't wait for this pun thread to be ova.

I'm almost positive Real Sex covered this at some point.

Estate upkeep and peasant revolts can be expensive and sometimes you've got to cut costs.

Ugh, please leaf.

Unfortunately, Zalman King died a few years ago. Without the masterful guidance of a true auteur, a Red Shoe Diaries reboot would be doomed to fail.

I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys.

Not "darkly reimagined fairytale?" Or "found footage horror?" Or "quirky indie dramedy?"

What if your roommate is a knight or some sort of man-at-arms?

They call them fingers . . . but I've never seen them fing.

LIBERATE TUTE ME EX THIS SICK BEATIS

No, but he was on Boardwalk.

So you're saying Netflix saw me beating off to Tromeo & Juliet the other night?

Your Jennifer Lawrence-like attempts at playful quirkiness won't save you from box office obscurity, Depp.

One can only hope the Foot Feta-ish Burger makes an appearance.

Das [Sick] Boot

The video of her thinking she won Album of the Year reveals how cold and calculating she really is. Her feigned look of wide-eyed shock is so practiced, it's disturbing.

True story: a girl in my sixth grade class made a teacher cry by writing "LANGUAGE FARTS" on the board when she was out of the room.

Taylor Swift-branded turf fuel, "This Sick Peat"