The price of fake gold has never been zero.

How inspired!

So like any Duplass offering?

Michael Rapaport will play Father Coughlin for some reason.

Likewise, Leslie Jones is an awful choice if her SNL appearances this season are any indication.

This is just such a wonderful little movie. What else needs to be said besides the fact that it introduced the world to both Peter Dinklage and Bobby Cannavale?

Is it possible to think this is going to suck without being a sexist prick?

This is basically what I said about the Escape from New York reboot last week and I completely agree. I just can't see Paul Feig capturing the wonderful New Yorkiness of the original movie. I mean, everything he's ever made seems to be set in Anytown, USA or some suspiciously Canadian-looking stand-in for wherever the…

I generally throw in $5-10 and just put on as much Bruce as possible. It's a great way to clear out the bar of undesirables (loud young people).

SAVIN' THE DATE
SAVIN' THE DATE
WHEN IT'S JULY 22 2016,
WHERE IT'S DRIVIN' YOU INSANE

Looks like they'll have to Darkly Reimagine some other fairy tale now.

I don't know, this looks like such a weird fiasco of a movie. I'm kind of excited for it.

I am unreasonably excited for John Carpenter's album of themes from imaginary movies that's coming out next week. That is all.

BOW-WOW . . . BOW-WOW BOW BOW BOW

If you're wondering, the way to my heart is to get me really drunk at some dive and put on "Atlantic City" by Bruce Springsteen on the jukebox.

Asher Roth was the last song in my shuffle in the other thread, so I don't know if anything I own can be more embarrassing:

Upvoted one million times for Titus.

My old high school physics teacher was the biggest Toad the Wet Sprocket fan. I think the only reason he gave me passing grade is because we both really liked Pale.

Upvoted for good Mission of Burma avatar/playlist synergy.

As usual, letting it ride until something embarrassing: