Unforgiven cancels that bullshit out ten-fold.

I read that Paramount never sent DGA members screeners of Selma ahead of the vote, so perhaps that has something to do with it . . .

Directorix

*James Hong clears his schedule*

It's like The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, but with Chippendale furniture.

Every week, Mark viciously assaults a person of color.

Upworthy Springfield is the last time the Internet truly did a Great Job.

Does she though?

What about Tezcatlipoca, the Jaguar god

And she's later carried off by a drunk Cossack in The Bearenstein Bears and the Bloody Pogrom

Semi-related, but I only recently learned that it's "The Berenstain Bears," not "The Bearenstein Bears" as I originally assumed, thus ruining the idea I had of a family of Jewish-American bears.

Thanks limey, but I think I'll stick to a good old fashioned AMERICAN bear, like Winnie-the-Pooh.

Paddington starts breakdancing over the end credits

. . . maybe that was just me then

Ugh, really? That's so disappointing.

Really? Unless you spend all your time on Sherlock slash-fic pages on Tumblr, everyone seemed to kind of hate the last two series.

Peep Show is Channel 4

So why do I have a Netflix subscription again?

So like what? The Conjuring? I'm just curious because my girlfriend said pretty much the same thing, but I honestly can't think of many other movies to which I've had such a visceral reaction.

As I recall, the real point of Lena Dunham's interview is that the proliferation of digital film has hastened the democratization of filmmaking. Not a particularly revolutionary idea, but it highlights the fact that Dunham would never have been willing/able to make movies if she didn't get her hands on a cheap, simple…