No, because in the last few years, Hollywood realized that "zombie teen romance" is a completely untapped cesspool of shitty ideas.

I guess that makes more sense. It would be a full-on minstrel show if the Brits were completely behind it.

I would put Peep Show right up there with the greatest British comedies. Also, Garth Marenghi, to a lesser extent.

It's basically the godawful show-within-a-show from Extras, but all too real.

Oh really? I thought it was produced by the BBC.

You've obviously never heard of Mrs. Brown's Boys

The clip of the Scorpion team driving down a runway in a convertible and hacking (?) an out-of-control plane by plugging it into their laptops might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen on TV.

I once read a book on screenwriting by J. Michael Straczynski. He wrote a few episodes of Murder, She Wrote, and I remember him talking about it as if it was some groundbreaking touchstone that changed television forever. By the end, I was like, "Fuck this, talk about your work on The Real Ghostbusters some more."

I prefer Twerky McTitties and the Bleepy Bloop Gang

Take me away, Mary Weiss.

I don't know, I'm somehow willing to give Robert Rodriguez a lot of leeway. Say what you will about Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (it is undoubtedly a bad movie), but at the very least, it had Eva Green chewing the fuck out of the scenery and clearly having the time of her life.

I saw it recently for the first time and I found it almost unwatchable, and I say that as a huge fan of Clerks. My girlfriend also has a sort of nostalgic affection for this movie, but I just don't get it.

The Better Life by 3 Doors Down.

I want to punch this stupid fucking book

No, trust me. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.

That's correct.

George, why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?

I think "too New York" is the code word.

Whoops!

Speaking of crazy, did you hear about Lloyd Braun?