Who could forget the riveting circular saw blade-throwing scene?

They already rebooted Lawnmower Man. It was called Transcendence and it was terrible.

Presumably the Linklaterverse is just a pocket dimension that solely consists of quirky Texans discovering things about themselves.

Where's a7x when he is so clearly needed?!

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a commenter, that two are called a thread, and that three or more become the AV Club!

I believe most of the Sharks' songs in the recent Broadway revival were sung in Spanish, if that counts for anything.

According to Wikipedia:

Is that why that Rielle Hunter chick wrote a book about him?

Buddy you are tripping if you think Drake is a better Canadian than Geddy Lee.

I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Yeah but he's more upwardly mobile. Bond doesn't stroll the corridors of power like our beloved Jack Ryan.

Boring =/= Lame

So Game of Thrones can garner 8.1 million downloads but Designing Women can't even crack the top 10? For shame, America.

The idea that James Bond has to be white and Scottish is hilarious to me. It's not like he goes ceilidh dancing in a kilt whilst reciting Robert Burns and pining for the fucking Highlands. He's literally the most boring character in pop culture.

Yeah, because he fights for Truth, Justice, and the AMERICAN Way. GO BACK TO EUROPE IF YOU WANT THAT NAMBY-PAMBY PC BULLSHIT.

Costume drama?

Probably dragonballs

All the boys think he's a spy
He's got James Mason eyes

This Jack character sounds like a real mensch. I'll allow it.

No, the AV Club is not the greatest website in the world . . . but we could be.