LIFE'S A BITCH AND SO IS MON MOTHMA

Runaway Droid

Pier Paolo Palpatini's masterpiece

Blame it on Greedo

Dewback semen

When Ponda Baba Met Dr. Evazan

Who's bitchy-lookin'?

Sorry about the meth.

TOP 10 CANADIAN JEWS
1. Leonard Cohen
2. David Cronenberg
3. Geddy Lee
4. Rick Moranis
5. Eugene Levy
6. Mordecai Richler
7. Robbie Robertson
8. Nathan Fielder
9. Paul Shaffer
10. William Shatner Ivan Reitman

Yeah, and wouldn't that just be the perfect epilogue in a Terry Zwigoff-style black comedy?

How has nobody optioned a Balloon Boy movie yet? That guy Heene is the biggest lowlife, you'd think he'd have sold off the rights by now.

I'm a sucker for the Mothman

Good Genesis song too.

Of all the movies that came out this year, this is the one I've been most excited to see. The trailer really should have been featured in last week's Best Of list.

Branson is one of those American locales (see also: the House on the Rock) that I just find utterly fascinating. What a weird place.

No dice

This is a weird direction for the 'Mats and I like it.

On that count you would be wrong, sir.

God's work, Miller.

Back to Flatland where she belongs.