Same! It's a really great idea in a nightmarishly dystopian kind of way.

Nice! Yeah I imagine that would be pretty disappointing, but he's just so great, it would hard to be that upset.

Such a fickle demo, those millennials.

My team has trivia tonight. We're on like an eight-week winning streak so tensions are high.

I'm seeing Justin Townes Earle with a woman I like in two weeks.

I honestly can't say but $150 does seem a bit much.

My biggest celebrity crush is Kate Bush in the "Hounds of Love" video. What a beautiful woman.

Fuck, "Revolver" is such an awesome song. I want that playing over the end credits of my biopic.

Yeah I don't know why I have it. I never even really listened to the album, but I still get a gag reflex whenever I hear Mumford just from being blasted with their crappy music in every bar ever.

I'm kind of in the same boat. Looking for something permanent and coming up empty.

Fallon says this was a "childhood dream" but Goldeneye 007 came out in 1997, when he was 23.

I once killed an ex with a proper bedframe

Offer $75 and if the seller says no just clock him and take it!

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I think you've already said too much.
*SWAT team rappels through your window*

Once again, I let it ride until something truly embarrassing came up.

I LOVE YOU LIKE THE STARS ABOVE, I LOVE YOU TIL I DIE.

You should be scared! Man was never meant to fly.

I loved how Simon started talking about his Elvis costume and you could see a look of pure joy flash across Nathan's face, as if he couldn't believe his luck.

I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate how much I like this song.