I would just like to say that Katie Rife has seriously been killing it. This made me laugh.

Poor kid

There's no "I" in Teamocil

I'm waiting to see how Sammy Hagar weighs in on this one.

Yo yo yo! They're straight up from the streets, dawg!

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1994: at the tender age of three, my first memories of seeing a movie in theater. Later in life, I figured out that it was, weirdly enough, Quiz Show. I'm not sure why my mom took a three-year-old to Quiz Show but I'm sure she had her reasons.

SELLOUT

Still waiting on that P.M. Dawn biopic.

It would be cool if other shows had these stupid little auctions; I'd much rather take a meth tutorial with Bryan Cranston than this dull bullshit.

Great job as usual, Will. Is it just me or was this significantly longer than usual? Did Stern just give you more time or something?

I don't play video games but I've recently made an exception for Civ 5. There's something deeply disconcerting about checking the clock at 9 and checking again five minutes later and realizing that it's now 4 in the morning.

HERE'S A SPOILER

Why the hell won't it stop raining?! Why is Kent Brockman a real news anchor in New York City?!

I really hope Mothra gets a Dark Reimagining and has none of the weird, idiosyncratic charm of the original films.

But they have English accents!!!!!

Seeing as time travel has been introduced to the Downton Abbey universe, I would like to see a crossover with Straw Dogs, wherein everybody is murdered and/or raped and Lord Grantham must fight off a bloodthirsty mob of Cornish yokels.

Allan Quatermain, is that you?

You goofies are just jealous and probably low key gay.

It's also sensible, responsible, practical.