I'm looking for something that says, "Dad likes leather!"

"I am Nyarlathotep. I speak for the howling cosmic void."

The Praetor's gonna have my ass!

Moms everywhere rejoice

I want to see how a young Egghead got his egg head.

Thanks for nipping that one in the bud

Michael Medved

And the Stocks! You forgot the Stocks.

Dolph Lundgren looks like Virginia Hey in The Road Warrior

These people are the absolute worst

I just saw this. It's a real snøøzefest.

One of the best latter-day Simpsons jokes.

NOT IN THE TV REBOOT, ASSHOLE

WOW I'm excited for this! I've always thought that the presence of Batman distracts from the real story about the Gotham City bureaucracy.

"Hey do you like Angelina Jolie? Does she give you a big boner? Well here's Jon Voight's ballsack!"

Well, semi-SPOILERS, but I think Daenerys' upcoming adventures in Meereen address your qualms with how slavery is presented.

Jonah's gleeful torture of Mike was inspired. Good lord, I'm glad he's still around.

Overlooking the social implications of Jaime raping Cersei, it was completely out of character and made zero sense on a narrative level. That should be the main issue that people have with the scene.

BARTON FINK! BARTON FINK!

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