I hesitate to say it, but this could actually be very cool if it's written as a period piece and focuses on Native Tongues. And only if it's narrated by an avuncular, spiritually ambiguous Mr. Wendal.

I wish we still had our old VCR because now there's no way for me to watch the non-fucked-up versions of Stars Wars.

One of the first "classics" that I ever saw (at an age when black-and-white movies are inherently boring) and still one of my very favorites.

I'm surprised to learn that they televised the Oscars in 1953. That seems so early to me.

I really miss young Kanye

Hey! He was smart enough to teach high school bio in The Happening!

Jesus, I'm glad I'm an only child.

I'd say it's been in the mainstream for ages, it just has a rabid cult following. Every year on October 3rd, all of the irritating people I know quote the same dumb "It's October 3rd" line on Facebook.

Can anyone explain to me why America is currently undergoing an incest renaissance? Is it because of Millenials?

I have a feeling he's going to surprise us all by quietly retreating into a life of dignified, monastic simplicity.

How awesome would it be if this were true?

So this was pretty much the best thing ever. Kristen Wiig's passive-aggressive, scenery-chewing standoff with the mannequin killed me.

Oh so pictures of Lena Dunham, Maria Bamford, and Jenji Kohan constitute the AV Club's equivalent of the "Smokeshow of the Day?"

What the fuck, sports? Is the AV Club turning into Grantland?

NO THANKS

I admire the decision to recast Bud Cort in the role of Hannah

I find them all way worse than a colonoscopy

Girls: SVU

Ferguson is by far my favorite late night host. It's a shame he's relegated to such a crappy time slot, because he really does blow everyone else out of the water.

Cap it off with a razor blade to the neck and you've got yourself a real good night!