But you guys are so good at anti-Catholic revolutions!

Well, I can't really say I'm surprised

Auggie's Christmas story from Paul Auster's highly underrated Smoke. Relevant to the article too!

The only album of 2014 that I'm actually looking forward to is the Titus Andronicus 30-song, multimedia rock opera.

"I thought you were getting the turkey."

I'M READY! I'M READY! I SWEAR!

HEY GUYS SORRY TO BARGE IN but you pretty much have my dream job. I'd be very curious to hear about your experiences in the business. Do you mind if I email you?

"So this idea . . . it's . . . we're talking about—we're talking about an 'idea.' Yeah, an idea. Seven . . . seven . . . seven deadly sins. Real Biblical shit, y'know? Biblical . . . and that's what we're talking about."

Yeah okay

God I love that movie so much. I'm almost positive that it will achieve massive cult success in coming years, à la Lebowski.

It's called an Enya

I love both Shirley Bassey and Sharon Jones but holy crap, "Goldfinger" is such a dumb song. The lyrics sound like they were written by a class of third graders.

Damn I didn't even realize she had been diagnosed.

I was always a Fred/George shipper myself

Harry Potter and the Blocked Vas Deferens

"ARE YOU AN ANGEL?"

"Hey is that a camera in the ceiling?"
"No. Go back to sleep."

I'm assuming this will take the Searching for Sugarman/A Band Called Death route of celebrating a forgotten masterpiece?

Cthulhu is a cult of peace!

Yes, because what the Harry Potter universe needs are more harrowing tales of child abuse.