What about the Necronomicon? I like the way those Old Ones think.

I like it when the rednecks fart.

As he is wont to do

So wait, Dads wasn't even on the longlist? What do you guys have against this show?

Nor is she wearing hockey pads.

1. The Americans
2. Venture Bros.
3. Breaking Bad
4. Boardwalk Empire
5. Eastbound & Down

"Bot Seeks Bot" might have been my second favorite episode of the series after "Operation P.R.O.M." Incredible characters and gags, and the blind date between Vendata and Ghost Robot was pretty much flawless.

It really is a bad movie to watch on an empty stomach. Everything looks so fucking delicious, prison-steak included.

I like Wanderlust a lot. Gag-wise, it's a pretty funny movie and I'm all about a Stella reunion, no matter how small.

You see, I was cooking dinner that night. I had to start braising the beef, pork butt and veal shanks for the tomato sauce. It's Michael's favorite. I was making ziti with the meat gravy, and I'm planning to roast some peppers over the flames, and I was putting on some string beans with the olive oil and garlic, and I…

Whoa! Just saw this. Pretty cool.

It can't be Boardwalk because, as the AV Club has made abundantly clear in the past, it is not The Sopranos or The Wire.

What are you trying to say, AHMED?

Who the FUCK downvoted this?

Yeah, don't get cheap on Nedry. That was Hammond's mistake.

I used to have this on a t-shirt:

Dads

Probably some old fossil

"That is one big pile of shit."

It's basically a way for stupid people to identify other stupid people on Twitter.