It would be conveyed by me watching 12 Years a Slave and then hugging some black people.

Wait seriously? What a fucking nightmare . . .

Boricuas, if you finagle it a little

You contain multitudes

Why is FX horsing around with such tired ideas?

I try so hard to make sure black people don't think I'm racist, how come I don't get a movie?

I'd argue that celebrities' DJ sons are even worse.

Better get the bowling pin out . . .

As a Sephardic Jew, that fact makes me unbelievably happy.

Kids these days!

Well they're all basically undead corpses at this point anyway.

Has anybody ever actually had Takis? They might be the weirdest snacks in the game. They're so goddamn hot, they're almost inedible.

For the AV Club to be like Gawker, it would require a little more misplaced liberal outrage and stupid commenters

Sorry for caring about the future of this great country.

Flamin' Hot Cheetos are amazing and should be a designated cornerstone of the American diet.

Whatever you say, Adolf.

They are cute Jewish girls and they sound like Fleetwood Mac. What's not to like?

Bibbity bobbity bowsdower

Oh wow I love the idea of a smirking, shirtless PSH gracing the cover of Tiger Beat (does that magazine still exist?)

Oh Jesus no . . .