Kels could piss on Sasha and/or Malia, he'd still be a national treasure

Klarence Kardashian: actuary to the stars

This looks like one of those karaoke videos you make at a friend's bar mitzvah.

Hahaha that's the funniest thing about Sleepy Hollow. I love the show but the fact that this tiny, affluent town in Westchester has the most diverse police department ever is hilarious to me.

I haven't watched this yet but I have pretty high hopes, despite middling reviews.

I'm still constantly surprised by how much Fox has grown up. Some of the best Simpsons jokes mercilessly poked fun at the network ("So if you don't want to see crude, lowbrow programming disappear from the airwaves, please call now") and it's so strange thinking about the strides Fox has made, not only in terms of…

Eh, still one of the best albums on the scene.

Forty bucks for a PAPERBACK! I saw that and almost fell out of my chair. This honestly makes me so unreasonably furious.

I'm sure he loved that

Fuck this

Jesus, I would be so embarrassed if I were Robert Belushi.

Yeah they'll slap 'em on in post.

Maybe the sequel will be about the Jimmy Stewart surrogate attempting to restore the correct timeline after Barack Obama's dystopian rise to power.

This ain't your grandpa's heartwarming holiday classic!

Or a sassy CGI chipmunk who's. . . breakdancing?!

Which will hopefully be followed by It's a Wonderful Life 3DD

Good news for me. I hope Snyder got my headshots.

He looks like a makeup-less clown

GO BACK TA YALE, YA FACKIN' HOMO

"Chief?!"