These are the ugliest clothes I've ever seen

I had a pretty good eggplant parmistan hero for lunch

Tough luck pal. Universal won the bidding war and we've got Bay attached.

I was going to say Salàd, or the 120 Days of Celery but yours is better.

Yes, we've already got a table read scheduled at Universal

Abel Ferrara's Baby Lieutenant

But who will be crassly blue-collar and make fart jokes if Female Comedy Treasure® Melissa McCarthy's not in it?

(That upvote was not in any way an endorsement of Iron Man 3)

I prefer bloated, meandering messes myself

Is Preacher worth reading? I always got the impression that it was just gratuitous and offensive in a middle school boy, "Boondock-Saints-is-the-best-movie-ever!!!!11" kind of way.

One of my friends grew up in Chicago and he's said over and over again that "Chicago-style" pizza and hot dogs are mostly there for the tourists and locals don't go in for that shit.

FUCK YOUR OPINIONS

Paranoid Park is a great little movie. I saw it in high school with a bunch of friends not really knowing Gus Van Sant's work or what we were getting into, and I left the theater completely bowled over.

God I couldn't stand The Comedy. I realize that every character is supposed to be a massive piece of shit but the whole thing just feels like a waste of time. I found it unbelievably pretentious and irritating.

On Friday and Saturday I watched basically the entire first season of American Horror Story. What a crazy, bonkers show that completely falls apart if you think about it too much. In short, I love it and I'm excited to get into the second and third seasons (which I hear make the first season look like a modest,…

WHAT THE FUCK

Valentine's always makes for good TV farce. "The Marta Complex" from Arrested Development ("'Maybe tonight?' What are the chances?") is great, as is "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered" (or, "Everybody Wants to Fuck Xander") from Buffy.

Fry: It really puts you in the Christmas mood.
Bender: What-mas?
Fry: Christmas! You know, X-M-A-S.
Leela: Oh, you mean "Xmas!" You must be using an archaic pronunciation, like when you say "ask" instead of "axe."

Hey, Spanakopita!

SO CLEVER