In fourth grade we watched The Second Voyage of the Mimi, which has Affleck and his scientist dad searching for a Mayan city and trying to thwart graverobbers.

HORRRRRRATIO SANNNZ

In second grade, we read Roald Dahl's The Witches as a class and since I had recently seen the 1990 adaptation and loved it, I suggested to my teacher that we watch it right before winter break.

WELL THEN I GUESS I'M THE POOREST MOTHERFUCKER THIS SIDE OF SKID ROW

Netflix keeps trying to make me watch it and I always just wrote it off. Worth seeing then?

I respect this movie more than I actually enjoy it. I watched it once, lost track of everything about three-quarters of the way in, and haven't watched it since. It takes way too much effort, despite its technical and cinematic achievements.

Thrilling exploits on the quiet floor of the local university's research library!

I like doughy Chris Pratt more

THEY'RE DIGGING IN THE WRONG PLACE

Shit, why stop there? I'd like to see an Algonquin flood movie that involves a few people surviving on the back of a big turtle, only to be saved by a muskrat who brings them some dirt.

"Oh, if only we had invented science!!"

I can't wet to see this

Yeah, I mean, that's precisely it. Jackie Chiles and Bania, for example, were popular catchphrase characters, but the show never exploited them until they became irritating. Same can't be said for a lot of other sitcoms.

"Jams Run Free" is a fantastic song

Completely agree. "Teen Age Riot" is insanely accessible and hit sixteen-year-old Tjardus like a fucking bomb when he first listened to it.

I'll be surprised if NBC renews Parks & Rec for a seventh season. Ratings have always been pretty crappy, and this season will put them over 100 episodes, so what will be the financial incentive to renew?

Totally agree with you about April, though I think Donna's starting to have some better stories. Ann is a strange case because she started as a clear-cut audience surrogate and gradually morphed into a fun, weird character in her own right. Actually, same goes for April and Ben.

Very excited for this movie, looks fantastic.

I'd say that Seinfeld had arguably the most dependable stable of secondaries. Tim Whatley, Kenny Bania, David Puddy, Jackie Chiles, Steinbrenner . . . they're all classic characters, and their success lay in the fact that they weren't overused to the point of annoyance and the writers always kept the focus on Jerry,…

HEY HE'S JUST A REGULAH BLUE CAWLLAH GUY CAWLLIN' IT LIKE IT IS