It's Coloumbinium

I think I just went in expecting something amazing and I was let down. By themselves, the Denzel and Russell Crowe narratives were awesome, but put together they were just kind of uneven. I feel like the movie would have been great if they'd focused on one plot instead. Or maybe split them into two movies, because…

He truly was the heart and soul of Independence Day

So this will be a movie based on a smart phone game that's based on Indiana Jones, which is based on classic adventure serials from the 30s.

Jackmerius Tacktheritrix

Unclear but she will likely end up having screen sex with someone who's not Judd Apatow.

With all due respect, I don't really want to be known as a "kilt guy."

Incidentally, the best trailer of all time was for another (Ridley) Scott/Denzel production, American Gangster. I remember getting CHILLS in the theater when "Heart of the City" off The Blueprint kicked in.

I'm a raging homophobe

I used to know a kid whose parents had an amicable, clean divorce when he was like five and remained friends. Once, at his birthday party in middle school, he started sulking and acting like a spoiled brat. When we asked him what was wrong, he stormed off screaming "YOUR PARENTS AREN'T DIVORCED!!! YOU COULD NEVER…

Netflix really, really wants me to watch Orange is the New Black but I don't have any interest.

Okay well said. I wasn't really taking into account the Simon & Schuster connection but you're right, it's definitely sketchy.

Johnny Cash - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
Gladys Night & the Pips - I Feel a Song
Nas - No Idea's Original
Phantogram - All Dried Up
Pink Floyd - Interstellar Overdrive

Question for all you degenerate alcoholics:

Wow . . . that's just crazy enough to work.

It sucks because I look like a fucking moron in a tux. If I ever get married I'm wearing corduroy or something.

Fair point but I still don't think she should be fired. Again, it's a minor fuck up in an otherwise admirable career of solid reporting. Unlike, say, Jonah Lehrer, Stephen Glass, or Jayson Blair, who all had laundry lists of ethical violations.

2/10, nice try.

"Gabriella's baby shower will be invaded by terrorists . . . with sexy results."

I hate both extremes of the Benghazi debate: the conservatives foaming at the mouth with bullshit feigned "outrage" and the liberals that minimize the entire attack as a ploy to discredit Obama/Clinton.