You guys, I do such a great Borat impression.

Go back to bed, James Franco.

Kind of surprised by how excited I am for this. Looks utterly charming.

Pray tell, how will you shield yourself from noxious plague vapors?

Um, holding your customers in disdain?

The key is getting it in all your crevices.

Tom Haverford just pre-ordered a case of this stuff.

Yes. I have been with a lot of women and in my experience, they love it when you dump lots of cologne on your privates.

Don't forget secular Islamophobia!

This is awesome. Love the video.

Oh, just in a general kinda way.

I've always found that SNL is at its best when its hosted by a non-actor, non-comedian.

Agreed. See: every independent sleeper hit in the last ten years. I wanted to blow my brains out when Diablo Cody was suddenly hot shit and every movie tried to copy Juno's stupid success.

Well this sounds like a laugh riot

It took you an hour?

Joyce looks fine as hell in that episode

Perhaps you mean crispy M&M's?

Hershey's S'Mores bars were INSANE and the fact that they were discontinued is a goddamn crime against humanity

Stupid scientists

And we all know Twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch.