How DARE you publish a non-hagiographical article in the wake of this icon's death!!!!

People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

I guess a show about Brazzers wouldn't have the same glamorous cachet.

"This a hip crowd!"

"BRING ME A SMAAAALLLL LYRE"

Oh right my bad. So hard to keep track of the continuity after Marvel killed off Octavian and he took on the form of Augustus.

Wait, I thought he was bitten by a radioactive spider on a field trip to the local science museum?

It suddenly got very dusty in here. Do you guys feel how dusty it is?

"That's just a TV studio where they film Krusty the Klown and other non-box-related programs. Since it has nothing to do with boxes, I'll just shut these blinds."

"Bart Gets Famous" is amazing if only for the wild thrill ride that is the box factory.

You're a man who knows what he wants.

Come back, zinc! COME BACK!!

She's come a long way since Blowjob Girl

I was about to say the exact same thing. They were (are?) a fun band!

Hear This has been ON POINT for Halloween. First The Books, now The Caretaker. I'M ABOUT IT, O'NEAL.

I would go as the Sovereign from Venture Bros. and then shapeshift into a hawk.

This is the Bowie-est thing Bowie has ever Bowied

What a delightful name for a town

If I were a kid, I'd gobble this up.

Really surprised by this grade