Needless to say it's not very high on my list.

When I was a little kid, my mom took out a Magic School Bus tape on my library card and subsequently lost it. My card was rescinded and I now have no access to the New York Public Library and probably owe them hundreds of bucks in late fees.

Kid Nation was fun, but the host always stepped in before they could actually kill each other. They also never gave the children weapons, which I thought was a mistake.

True, I've actually been on the lookout at used book stores but they usually have every single OSC book except for Ender's Game.

I'm a dyed-in-the-wool paper man, thank you very much.

I never read Ender's Game and now I feel like t's too late because I don't want to give money to Orson Scott Card, nor do I want to be seen in public with one of his books.

Pop Pilgrims should visit the Tunisian Star Wars set before it's swallowed up by the sands of time. You guys have the budget for that right?

Thanks, I will be watching this as soon as I get home from work. Does anybody have a good snack recommendation to pair with the doc?

I'm not really a big silent film guy but Nosferatu, Caligari, and Metropolis are amazing.

I love you, Beth Cooper

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel would have been much more interesting if all of the characters were kidnapped by the Bombay mafia and dumped in a rice paddy somewhere.

What is it? Deep-fried alligator offal?

Go Gayes! Go!

"Swamp trash" sounds like something you'd order at a kitschy and overpriced Cajun restaurant/bar.

Ha! A female comedian talking about HER FATHER'S TESTICLES? Watch out America!

I love his prophetic poetry. Ha ha, what a nut!

Ben Affleck's finest role

Yes, The Final Sacrifice is my magnum opus. Thanks for watching!

Such a good choice, Erik! Lost and Safe is one of my favorite albums. It came out when I was fourteen and my cousin put it on a mix for me soon after, and it completely upended everything I thought music could be. "Be Good to Them, Always" is my favorite track:

Shaft in Bergen County