Oh christ, a speck of stuff isn’t going to hurt you. The Gawker Media Empire™ turned into a gaggle of pearl clutchers and monocle poppers so gradually, I hardly noticed. 

Oh bullshit. Pai is the man. The FCC should have never interfered with the internet to begin with. I’m glad they repeahahahaha

I have a feeling several other people will have 5 minutes alone with Nassar

Why are MSU administrators moonlighting as bailiffs?

It’s not too accurate to say that Alex Smith was “the same guy” when he signed for $8M in 2012 as when he signed for $17M in 2014 and for $23M now. In 2012, he was coming off the first decent season of his career, and even in that season he was only average-to-slightly-above-average. His career passer rating at the…

She was fine, but flying through space with the force was, how do I put this politely, very stupid.

Sorry. Couldn’t make out any of the bullshit you typed.

He will be eligible to return in Week 5

It is amazing to me how consistently these motherfuckers can screw up difficult situations that need even the tiniest bit of a soft touch and any consideration whatsoever for the players, or really anything besides the money, involved.

It is also how it ends.

This is how I am Legend starts.

“transmitting everything it can until the atmosphere overpowers it and then the planet’s inhabitants re-purpose it into a planet killing machine.”