Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

Actually, it suggests to me that if you can’t get a first-rounder, may as well just grab a longshot in the fourth or fifth round.

That Sunday night look from D’Antoni is a travesty. I thought West Virginia only existed because the natives didn’t want to wear grey coats?

Does Lesley Stahl have to choke a B....!?

The writer should be smart enough to downplay it in the story and write “fast food” (do we really care if it’s Taco Bell, Wendy’s or Burger King? I don’t) instead of Wendy’s and the headline writer should be smart enough to be vague and not set off a Google alert.

Or, an even wilder thought, don’t make clickbaity headlines at all in the first place regardless of whether a sponsor is involved or not.

But the issue was eating unhealthy food. Not specifically Wendy’s. It seems unnecessarily specfic to mention wendy’s by name. He could have probably switched to a healthier version of something at wendy’s and been fine.

See, I think if they left Wendy’s in the article, it’s still honest reporting. Naming Wendy’s in the headline was unnecessary and shouldn’t have been done in the first place.

“and yet Ingraham goes straight for an attack on his “un-grammatical” and “barely intelligible” words”

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

Oh christ, a speck of stuff isn’t going to hurt you. The Gawker Media Empire™ turned into a gaggle of pearl clutchers and monocle poppers so gradually, I hardly noticed. 

I have a feeling several other people will have 5 minutes alone with Nassar

Why are MSU administrators moonlighting as bailiffs?

It’s not too accurate to say that Alex Smith was “the same guy” when he signed for $8M in 2012 as when he signed for $17M in 2014 and for $23M now. In 2012, he was coming off the first decent season of his career, and even in that season he was only average-to-slightly-above-average. His career passer rating at the…

She was fine, but flying through space with the force was, how do I put this politely, very stupid.

Sorry. Couldn’t make out any of the bullshit you typed.

He will be eligible to return in Week 5

It is amazing to me how consistently these motherfuckers can screw up difficult situations that need even the tiniest bit of a soft touch and any consideration whatsoever for the players, or really anything besides the money, involved.