Also the one in the picture has a giant melted Dali salad fork on it. Show me a car with one of those. DUH. CAN'T. WIN!

sorry mate stupid kinja

It's the whole "no one should ever have to worry about [someone else's actions]."

The man is in denial of Murphy's Law.

So 100% of crashes are avoidable? That seems like a pretty strong statement.

That's cute

I don't think I'm alone in saying that I would totally ride a bike, if it wasn't for the other idiots on the road. Granted, I'm an idiot too but I'm at least an attentive idiot. I told my wife she is welcome to get the scooter she wants when we move to the countryside. I'm not being a sissy and I'm not pretending…

it's not the bike I'm worried about. I've been on 650s and 750s and I have no problem handling them, it's all of those other yahoos on the road.

I am not into Motorcycles I like some of them and check them out but I wont own one, lost to many friends on them plus they are impractical with daily store runs and taking kids to school etc. I feel the Motorcycle are great but a lot of Motorcycle people are the PC Game master race of the Gear head world. They will…

Dem thrust diamonds. The B-1B is badass.

"It will be replaced in spirit by an SUV with high performance."

Why does Nissan hate the USA?! :(

Mary Barra says that having brands that create "customers for life" and "significant value for shareholders." Those plans include having 11 platforms that account for 99 percent of sales (currently GM has 14 platforms that account for 75 percent), improve ties with suppliers, improve brand image, new products, and…

My 944 turbo has the most pointless back seats.

That is pointless.

I never quite understood the sentiment regarding the "Lambo is dead" thing.

Dealing with warranty stuff and I agree. They have your money now so are less inclined to fix it to pad it as profit instead, so don't get the extended warranty.

Ahhh damnit. There was the line.... way back there.

As we said in our post from earlier today, it's a very strangely worded non-denial denial. They didn't explicitly deny that law enforcement were doing something at their office, and I'm pretty sure the phrase "doing its preparation in Japan" is the most ambiguous statement I've heard from anything involving F1 in…

Yes, exactly. And a sperm bank that gives you the option to choose a donor of a particular race, when they make a mistake and do not deliver the correct sperm, they should be sued and the parents deserve to be compensated for a fuck up that has resulted in their being counseled to pick up and move their entire lives…