I’m married. My wife has her last name. Our son has her last name. I have my last name. That was simple.

The postal service? Are you fucking kidding me? An album made of digital glitches, and people think it should be run back through the d2a converter for the warmth of vinyl? WTF! How about a stooges record set on 11 to erase the bad taste of that choice?

The postal service? Are you fucking kidding me? An album made of digital glitches, and people think it should be…

That misuse of “instilling” is classic for people who are trying to pretend they’re smarter than they actually are.

I had to scroll so far to find what I’m looking for, THE DIRT! I was going to guess Eliza too. What good is celebrity gossip without wild speculation about the details?

Very few good things happen in Walmart parking lots.

You’re dedicated. A person with vile political beliefs reduces their attractiveness to me by about 10 points on a 10 point scale.

Super Sad True Love Story was not fiction, it was a prediction.

Thank you! Everyone at the time knew what it was about, it’s amazing that the narrative was so quickly warped to exclude Latasha.

Thank you for “Wurlitzer of bullshit.” I now know what to call my next album.

I would argue that men do not get enough push to do their fair share of the childrearing. I live in San Francisco, and it is unbelievably retrograde here. Between the foreign tech worker wives who are forced to go without a job because the visa is only for their husband to the Golden Gate Mothers Group which doesn’t…

Once again, I read the headline and think, “Oh, this must be Wesleyan.”

Yet, somehow they can. They can NEVER find my house. I just watch them circle and circle, never finding the right turn, and it’s not even that hard. Then, you get in the car and they ask you to verify where you’re going. If you say “the Eiffel Tower” or “Union Square” then they respond with “What’s the address?” …

That’s not true. Everyone in tech knows that Uber are assholes, other companies would be happy to hire her. Plus, this kind of HR failure is a golden ticket. It’s so bad, any competent lawyer should be able to get her enough money that she wouldn’t need to work for a while.

“The Intelligence Community” is some scary orwellian double-speak. Everything the left does, the right turns into dust in their mouths. It was fine when it was “The African-American Community” or the “Gay Community.” When your identity group is the jack-booted thugs that crush hope and rain depleted uranium down on…

To which she should reply, “Don’t you think your background as a German smuggled into the US after WWII to work on the rocket program might make you biased?”

Fidel won. I don’t like his totalitarian policies, but I find it comical that the US hated this dictator of a tiny island nation so deeply, yet was unable to kill or oust him. 20 years ago, we should have just given up and said “OK, you win. Let’s resume trade.”

There’s a book called “The Trial” that’s about all sorts of weird practices in the history of law. The section on witch trials stretches all the way up to 2000 for exactly this reason.

The cancer / divorce story isn’t terribly accurate. As much as possible, we on the left should try to steer clear of the same clickbait garbage that the right takes as gospel truth. http://www.factcheck.org/2011/12/the-gingrich-divorce-myth/

Every single one of these protests is taking place in a city where your vote didn’t matter. They all went for Hillary with margins as large as 4-1. Because of the federal system, a vote in rural PA counts for more than a vote in New York City.

I love that all these republican jackasses can only think of women in terms of wives, daughters or mothers. Women don’t exist to them unless they are in the orbit of a man.