God, I have no patience for people who wont even TRY to sleep train their kid. Yeah, it sucks to be up all night, listening to them scream for hours, only going in to comfort them every 20 minutes. However, if you don’t try and your kid keeps you up for the next six years, that’s on you.
There are plenty of kids who…

They had that site, it was called redbook, the feds shut it down. There was also rentboy.com, which the feds shut down. Any time step towards worker safety will get targeted by the feds. Calling backpage a net positive for sex workers is a stretch, but it is better than the streets. These women aren’t going to…

If you live in NY, CA, TX, WV or MS - and probably many other states - who you vote for doesn’t matter a bit. Clinton will win NY and CA and Trump will win the others. For the vast majority of people who read the times, their vote is meaningless. If you live in OH or FL and you are undecided, I imagine you are also…

Have you looked up the word “limpid”?

I always hear this argument about renting, that it means you don’t have to do maintenance. I’ve NEVER had a landlord who was willing to do maintenance either, so when things break I can’t fix them and the landlord won’t.

Only an idiot takes on credit card debt for anything less than a life-or-death situation.

Pretty certain that a bear could lift up either of those cages and eat the yummy snacks inside.

I had a raccoon problem in my backyard, but I solved it with this:

Not certain if you’re making this point or not, so I’ll add it in: If your breast milk is 0.08 percent alcohol, NOTHING is going to happen to your baby if he or she drinks it. A glass of wine has 100 times more alcohol than that. Grape juice has more alcohol than that. Not that you should drink and breastfeed, because…

I was in Chicago a few weeks ago, during the big blow-up about how bad the lines were. After waiting in line for 1.5 hours, the screening agents just yelled at everyone to “Go! go! Keep your belts on, keep your shoes on, don’t take out your liquids or laptops.” So, either there was a huge security hole that day, or…

“countless lesbians”. Sounds like my life.

Name one place where property values have gone up adjacent to a new stadium. They put them in shitty parts of town for a reason.

What if the flight attendant demands you get in the bathroom with him for a quicky? Every time I fly United, at least one flight attendant asks me if I want to cuddle when I get near the bathroom.

What, you’ve never been in a prison gang or purchase Hollister clothing?

Like Jessamina, I also felt like she was wooden in that movie. Her role could have been played by a mannequin. Was it some sort of cool postmodern thing? I can’t say, but it sure didn’t work for me.

There’s a great solution to the traffic jam problem. They’re called trains.

It doesn’t look like that Su-24 is carrying any weapons. It’s a little hard to see the center pylons, but it looks unarmed to me.

As a musician, I can confirm that the most common rhyming scheme is “phone, home, alone.” Do a quick survey in your head. Crap! I’ve gotten that 80's song stuck in your head haven’t I?

What’s with Mark Hamil’s death stare at the end there?

Ha ha. “Baited breath?” I always picture a little fishing hook with a lump of cheese on it hanging out in someone’s mouth when it’s misspelled like this.