That is the best looking ref I’ve ever seen. I’m giving him a red card for excessive sexiness.

OMG! I have the exact same “peckerwood” tattoo! I am so mad at the tattoo artist! He told me it would be unique. He said “no one would ever be stupid enough to get this tattoo, don’t worry.” I am so mad! Next thing I know there will be someone else with the same tattoo I have of the kool-aid man busting out of my…

Two stories in one day that make the same mistake. Gentrification is real. San Francisco is a city of great inequality. However, this story has been going on with the same ferocity since the early 90's. If you wanted San Francisco to be a place where working class people and artists could thrive, the time to fix that…

I went to a startup party a while ago (it was in the office beneath mine, I dropped by more than going out of my way to go). I started talking to one of the women there, and I asked her what she did for them. “Oh, they hired me to come to this party.” Turned out ALL of the women at the party were hired to be there. It…

Why would she have even brought up AIDS in the first place? It’s just completely crazy. If you’re giving a eulogy for someone who has done bad things, usually you try to focus on the good things. What was she thinking?

I need to hire more independent contractors. They seem to be the perfect patsy for everything - this, raping uber riders or machine-gunning civilians in Falluja.

I saw a statistic somewhere that said the Georgia Democratic primary was 60% African-American. Have whites all become Republicans in the South? Georgia is 60% White, but it seems like they’re not voting in the Democratic primary.

No mention of butt stuff? This survey is broken.

The huge tragedy is that this requires more than one sentence. If this country was sane about abortion, it would just be: “I have two kids, I got pregnant by accident, so I had an abortion” End of story. I think more stories like this are necessary, it’s just sad that they are so necessary.

If you are an independent contractor and required to pay quarterly taxes, it is often the case that the penalty for not paying quarterly is less than the income you can make over the year investing the money you should have paid quarterly.

So much bloat added to excel because no-one wants to use a database.

I lived in Budapest for a while, and I never stop being amazed at how all of their popular names are wizard names. To wit: Boglarka Balogh. Also popular: Zoltan Szabo and Attila Laszlo.

Someone else could have killed her. It took five days for any evidence to be found on Avery’s property. During those five days, everyone in the area would have known his property was blocked off and being searched. That could give the killer the idea to go dump the bones there. This is just one possibility among many,…

If it makes you feel any better, I save a kitten on interstate five last week. I was driving up north, where it’s nothing but trucks, when I saw a tiny kitten on the shoulder, heading for the road. I pulled over, but at 80 mph, it takes a while to stop. I started sprinting back to the kitten, waving my arms…

I live right by kink, and my wife and I did a tour of it once. They were all excited about the way they do “ethical porn”, even saying specifically that they don’t do rape. Then I went home and downloaded the first thing I could find from kink, it started with “let’s rape those women for being lesbians.” So, I don’t…

This sentence makes no sense. It should be “The S-400 is capable, so beating it is far from simple.”

Another period accurately portrays the process:

How are the 1950’s doing for you? Up here in 2015, we’re having a great time.

This is just a plot synopsis for “Where’d you go, Bernadette,” right?

I’ve been looking at daycare in San Francisco, and 18,000 a year is cheap! Maybe there’s a discount if the people who run the place are insane.