titostarmaster
Tito Starmaster
titostarmaster

Yeah, it’s definitely way more likely the driver slammed on brakes and changed lanes for no reason, than a computer beta that is well known to constantly do stuff like that. Put down the kool aid. 

oops some sort of ‘system error’ occurred, we wiped all the hard drives affected to ensure it doesn’t happen again

According to the earlier article linked up top, the police could not *and would not* make that determination, as Tesla would have that information.

It sounds like things are already going great for Woomer! After Santos appeared to flash a white power symbol on the House floor

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

“Ingested while fucking dragon."

There was a time in my life I’d pregame some things, but a Broadway production of Death of a Salesman is definitely not one of those things

I am not a criminal here—not here or in Brazil or any jurisdiction in the world,”

This guy is just amazing. Now he says it was a “poor choice of words” to say he worked at Citigroup. The words: “I worked at Citigroup”.

I was going to make some sort of a joke about Bob Kraft and special experiences and massages and all. But honestly considering the Pats have one of the whitest fan bases in the NFL, I’m actually pleasantly surprised and impressed that they did this. 

How do these racist idiots not, for half a second, see themselves, hear the words coming out of their mouths & curl up in shame? I’m constantly re-listening to my end of a conversation, wondering if I’m coming across like I should; but these morons are just out here w their shark brain screaming at the top of their

Nice. Now find *her*.

A lot of stans don’t seem to understand that like at all.  But again, it really shouldn’t surprising: Elon Musk is what dumb people think a genius is. 

Says one thing, does another weeks later.

Sounds like he learned everything Elon has to teach.

There’s a huge difference between trying to find vulnerabilities in firmware and optimizing a DB script to run .00001 seconds faster. No idea what the guy expected he’d be able to add besides sucking off daddy Elon.

Man, where did he find that crooked mechanic... Angie’s List?

If we had more time as a House majority I would say an easy legislative “F.U” we could deliver to these CPC’s would be to federally require them by law to staff licensed and trained medical professionals or otherwise face steep fines and facility closures.
The forced birth crowd has pushed similar laws on abortion

Good one is... “went in for an oil change. Got oily change”.

Shut the fuck up walker, you piece of shit.

True, my ex employer screwed me out of several hundred dollars at the beginning of the pandemic and the complaint I filed with the DOL received the response several months later “sum too insubstantial for action”.