“If the overwhelming majority of maritime accidents are due to human error, why would we bother subjecting our homemade submersible to an oppressive and stifling certification process?  Now hand me that spare Xbox controller.”

I wonder if Disney realizes that there are a lot of us who pay for Dinsey+ specifically so we DON’T have to run out to the theaters and see The Marvels.

Sorry, but paying 36.00 for a coke and some popcorn and walking through other people’s filth and sitting amongst them as they cough and fart and play on their phones…

“Glommed onto existing projects” you mean? Musk is a conman, and you should be embarrassed for falling for his propaganda.

I’m participating against my will in an experiment in autonomous driving foisted on me by that fraudulent South African bag of shit and his simpering sycophants.  The faster he gets a little grey dot under his eye the better it will be for all of humanity.

Actually, you can if you’re using source documents, which they did.  Fuck this guy and anyone white knighting for him.  

Me! I want a PROPER Fantastic Four movie, preferably one which skips over the origin story altogether. In fact, soon as the opening credit montage flips through, have Annihilus burst through the floor of a Burlington Coat Factory somewhere in Ohio, followed moments later by the FF. Have Ben Grimm grab a trenchcoat and…

Do you remember the Score brand? Today it’s considered an entry-level product, and it retails for over 5.00 a pack. Meanwhile, the local card shop had a box of basketball cards - released in 2023 - priced at 2499.99 for 5 packs.

Even if kids were into sports like they were when ‘we’ were young, there’s no way they’re…

While I can appreciate the amount of time that must have gone into this book, I was tired of reading about the second day of shooting before I hit the seventh paragraph, and I still had 21 more to go.

After the strikes, it feels like the studio exes are at war against all creative laborers.

I worked for IOI and Najeeb Khan, and his embezzlement took advantage of the sheer magnitude of legitimate transactions the business did to obscure the illicit transactions.

He’ll continue to go after her and any doctor with the audacity to act like a rational adult.  If anything, the paltry fine and empty reprimand will encourage him to keep acting like a moron. If there’s anything they love in Indiana, it’s a moron.

I’m 5' 9.75" dammit.

But show me one person on earth, wearing properly-fitted shoes, whose toes do not touch the floor or even attempt to while walking across a flat stage. The leading 4" of sole on his shoes probably don’t even get dirty.

Wait wait wait.  Is that REALLY how Canadians say ‘semi’?

You probably still don’t want to be hit by anything fired out of a Beeman pellet gun. Fires a .177 at 1100fps, or about 44 ft-lbs. I don’t know about stainless steel, but I do know it can punch a hole clean through rural street signs.

I’m getting tired of people inventing new and exciting rules at a 4-way stop. “Oh, *I* can go now? I just got here.  I’m the fourth person to arrive, why are you beckoning wildly with your hand?” among others.  Another favorite is people who see that I am going to arrive at the 4-way before they do, so they stop 30'…

What use do undead storm troopers (or their management) have for citations? Also, why didn’t these undead storm troopers spend the ~15 years in isolation training in new tactics/disciplines, or perfecting the ones they brought with them to exile?  Ugh.

That was sad, but nearly as sad as NOT depicting the reunion between Ezra and Zeb. I know, I know, that’s “fan service” but one could argue this entire franchise is nothing but fan service, so why draw the line here?

The dynamic between Ezra and Zeb was one of the best parts of Rebels, and I think it would have made…

Ridiculous. I could buy 100 Granadas of the same vintage and drive essentially the same car, minus the hood ornament.

That’s where I fall on almost everything now. People keep doing reprehensible crap because by and large, the victims rely on the mechanisms of society to protect them and the mechanisms of society are absolutely broken. You scalp a couple of these anti-abortion scuds and nail the pelts to a church door, and suddenly…

“Customer declined repair.”