A self-professed champion of Freeze Peach like Elon championing shadowbanning really is maximum hypocrisy. Shadowbanning has always been ethically iffy, morally repugnant and just generally shitty, cowardly behavior, to now embrace it and make it official policy is a new low for our worst hero and savior ever.

At this point, could anyone be assured of the infrastructure being able to handle the reaction to Donald’s return?

Can’t believe I made it through the entire slideshow without a single 3YearLetterman.

Do you even have Twitter?

I always thought DeSantis looked like a prequel-version Nathan Arizona.

WotC should really look at what killed sports cards in the 1990s - there was just too damn much stuff coming out, and all of it was garbage. Hasbro doesn’t get let off the hook just because they’re the only company printing the cards - market saturation is a HUGE sinkhole in any collectible industry. Three sets a year…

It’s ridiculous NOT to reprint them. The majority of MTG players weren’t even born when these cards were printed the first time around. Hell, I’m sure there’s at least one MTG kid whose parents weren’t even born by 1993. WotC owes these old nerds nothing, let someone else get a crack at popping one of these out of a…

Is that a typo, or is this being dictated by Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?

I swear, if they had swung the camera back around to show Kino just standing there alone I would have lost it.

LMFAO, what do you think the right would say if Biden attempted to interfere with the profiteering going on in damn near every sector of the economy?

Call me when Republicans have an actual answer for any problem, other than finding new ways to spin “if we give rich people money, that will eventually solve <problem at…

Tears don’t come out of penises, friend.

His delivery is ALWAYS perfect to the context. The line that resonates in my mind from that scene is “Is it the frank or the beans?” - somehow calm, yet horrified, but also perturbed and genuinely curious, then he manages to pack all THAT into a tone that suggests he’s still trying to protect Ted’s privacy.

This dude is going to have the worst case of blueballs ever once EVs take over completely.

I’m not buying this thing, it’s got “Previous Slide” and “Next Slide” all over it.

While Wonder Man is not my favorite character, I always thought he was under-written for the powers he actually has and am hoping that the series does him some justice.  Maybe they’ll even nod to his, if not immortality, extremely long lifespan.  If I recall correctly, when the GotG encountered him, it was hundreds…

“I’m a slasher... of high prices! Catch me laterrrr!”

Oh, no doubt that in the same situation, my gut reaction would have been to fold, but I would have done so thinking the guy could have taken more off me if he didn’t go all Zynga like that.  I’m weird (or maybe not) in that I would rather chisel away all night than go for one big win.  

That’s how I read it. After gingerly betting nickels and dimes, he’s suddenly all-in? I would have been more scared of his hand had he raised 10k.  

It’s infuriating on multiple levels. Not only do we have to watch the Gawker universe devolve into a menagerie of slideshows, but as an added “fuck you” for visiting, they cover half the slideshow with these ridiculous 30000-pixel graphical elements that FOR SOME REASON HAVE TEXT EXPLAINING HOW NAVIGATIONAL PROMPTS…

“And nothing of value was lost.”

The first time I ever had chicken of any type, was in some random-ass town in southern Ohio/Indiana where they were test-marketing the McNugget by handing out samples in the restaurant lobby. My dad and I walk in, and while we’re waiting to order, some guy in a McDonald’s hat offers me a McNugget. Before my dad can…