Much as I appreciated seeing Luke again, if that was Ezra under there I might have wept.  

Ugh. I spent a lot of time in MSP, and our salespeople seemed to have a monopoly on finding shitholes like that. One of them was running Windows SBS 2003... in 2016; they had to mount the mail store every morning because it had grown above the 75GB limit.  They had no interest in going hosted or getting a new server,…

I know two wrongs don’t make a right, but as long as the precedent is out there, would be nice to see MyPillow get Gawkered by the justice system.

They’ll all end up working at MyPillow or some shit.

He was just teaching his kids that sometimes, a stay-at-home dad’s just gotta take a stand.

At some point in the primaries leading up to 2016, my brain decided Melania looked like that woman what got all that plastic surgery to look like a cat, and I’ve been disappointed ever since that she abandoned the effort.

GPS data might not be useful as proof of commission of specific acts inside the Capitol, but to the general charge of “knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds without lawful entry” I would imagine sustained pings of their client’s phone more than 12' inside the walls of the Capitol on…

A lot of Tesla investors think the underlying tech will be licensed out to other auto manufacturers, and that is when the stock will REALLY take off. My Dad is one of these people, and he’s thrown most of his life’s savings into Tesla stock. Granted, he did it fairly early and (in theory) made a lot of money, but he…

I comprehended this correctly when I first read it, but when it flashed by as I scrolled back to the top of the page I read it as “qultists are immune to farts” and for a brief moment the hold that nonsense has on some people made a sliver of sense to me.

Aside from it being morally incoherent to pardon people convicted of war crimes, this is the kind of shit that puts any American overseas at greater risk because the victimized communities and their sympathizers may feel justified in pursuing indirect retaliation.

Maybe the presence of someone powerful with the Force causes interference with signal technology.

Honestly, this feels like a good sendoff for Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker, or, a good sendoff for Luke Skywalker, period.

That 25.00 figure was what the guy pays per month to get his car detailed; far as I can tell, he never said how much he’s paying for insurance. I don’t know, there were a lot of numbers bandied about. I gather it’s not very good insurance, considering his policy doesn’t cover his windshield.

Mayfeld’s “For a second I thought you were this other guy” was good, too.

The mildly frustrating thing about Boba Fett is (until now) we’ve only ever seen him in keyframes, and are left to assume what happened in between. With only our assumptions to go on, should we scoff when the first time he’s actually fleshed-out, he exhibits characteristics we hadn’t necessarily imagined he would have?

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I think it was the action figure... not the missile myth, but just the fact that he had a cool action figure that everyone got. When you really get down to it, I think the only reason the old EU was as successful as it was in the 90s was not because it was expanding on background characters, it was expanding on all…

On the other hand, nearly every Imperial officer that speaks in the OT is incompetent and eventually force-choked to death, which might not have been a good look if the cast was representative.

I think you can hand-wave Matt being a-ok with Punisher sniping ninjas because by then, he knows they are basically immortal.  But his complete lack of guilt or remorse for the death of Nobu, when he did NOT know they were immortal?  Problematic.

Even looking past the fact that Nobu kind of killed himself (he punctured the conveniently-placed drum of flammable liquids, his weapon caused the spark that ignited him, etc), it’s inexcusable that Matt was depicted as showing no remorse whatsoever for being party to Nobu’s death.  Matt spends almost every…

MCU ruined Jimmy Woo, who has more character in his pinky than Scott Lang or the entire Pym family. I don’t think I’ve been more disappointed in a page-to-screen translation so far.