He froze, because A) this is still a real issue back home and B) what is he supposed to do, drag minorities kicking and screaming to the police academy? The police force in South Bend is not diverse enough because diversity isn’t seeking the police force. Even with such low representation, we had a minority as police…

Wheel of Fortune is how we got Trump, except Putin spun the wheel, and the values on the wheel just said “Trump” “Bankrupt”.

I don’t know how a listener is supposed to hear this:

Without a TRU to walk through to get a sense of what the kids might want for Christmas/birthday, their Grandparents wound up shopping for them at Tractor Supply Company.

Just speaking as me, I would be less-willing to search for the owner of a wallet with no money in it, on the off-chance it once had money in it and the owner thinks I took it.  I would still turn it in at the front desk or whatever, but I wouldn’t do the thing where you track the person down and all that.

Again, it’s the whole “Jesus died for your sins” thing.  Their sins are paid for, and so long as they go to church and tithe properly, they can do whatever the fuck they want, to whomever they want, for whatever reason they want, with absolute certainty that they’re getting into heaven.  

Isn’t it weird how he can in one sentence try to sell “those are the acts of our ancestors, not us” and in the next try to sell why we don’t need reparations by citing more examples of things other people did that he had no part of?

That’s what I don’t understand about this. It’s like comparing a convicted serial killer to Satan, and suddenly having a massive rush of people climbing over each other to shout “HE’S NOT REALLY SATAN!”

Does it really fucking matter if they are called ‘concentration camps’ or ‘detention centers’ or ‘funball zones’ when…

No, the Dem candidate can’t be white or have a penis, otherwise it’s silly.

Because Indiana is a fucking backward-ass shit hole that is gerrymandered into a giant red pretzel. The only way out of here for him was up.

Pete Buttigieg has as much chance of winning a Senate seat in Indiana as Malcolm X. Unless he was elevated by a front-runner, a la Pence, he wasn’t leaving Indiana.

Yeah, his resume probably pales in comparison to every other candidate.

No wait, he actually has experience, he is actually educated, and he doesn’t deal in snake oil soundbites that pass for progressive ideals.  He’s actually more qualified than pretty much every candidate this season. 

That’s how you get the hepatitis, sir.

Do the Sharks have any RFA Bowman can make an offer on, to complete the "fuck those guys" circle?

What, they don’t have time to review 11 minutes? How many thousands upon thousands of clips are they supposedly watching?

“...usurped Jean Van de Velde as the preeminent Double-V in sports lore.”

This is the correct take on the correct take. Toronto beat, quite literally, the best competition the NBA could throw at them in 2019, and they did it on the strength of the kinds of performances that people commission statues to celebrate.

Whether he actually believes this or not, Gould has said getting cut by the Bears made him redress his mechanics and extended his career.

I was sure they would parlay Howard and... a bag of pucks for a kicker of some sort, but apparently placekickers are even more valuable than a RB who has averaged 1000 a season even when misused.

Just watching this again, and noticed he only had one foot on the ground when he hit that.