Yeah, clearly you are flying circles around me while you white horse for the “I EAT ASS” guy. You sure schooled me.

Hey dumbass, guess what parents were before they had kids.... people without kids who thought they had an objective point of view on the subject of raising children.  

Thank you for not participating, though.  Sincerely.

What’s worse is, it seems like the only ideas he has are based exclusively on the most inept policies of generations past.

I am still trying to find anyone that thinks his dumbass is a good business man.

It kind of is. You can be all kinds of an expert on whatever it is you’re an expert in, but you don’t know shit about raising kids until you have your own.  That’s just life, kid, and if it offends you, well, maybe your parents should have had a talk with you about it.

Plus, if he finds out early on that he sucks at football, he can fall back into baseball, and at 26 he wouldn’t be THAT far off schedule for a baseball career.  

“This Uber IPO is JUST the thing to take some of the sting I got when my cryptoexchange CEO vanished with all my Bitcoin!”

Same deal with Dock Ock, 98% of his appearances in the comics he looks (and IS) lame as hell, then they went and pulled Spider-Man 2 out of their ass.

I like the whole “I’m the HOA president, but I don’t enforce the rules because I am breaking them myself, except, of course and ha ha, I made damn sure to put three families out on the street over a tiny amount of money!”

HOA are a good idea on paper, but lack oversight. If you give anyone too much power, they will abuse it.

It’s not going to be popular around here, but this is the correct take. You may hate a game or games that use a particular mechanic, but just because it is not to YOUR liking is no justification for doing away with it altogether.

If an adult can’t control themselves with loot boxes, that’s on them. If a child can’t…

Which is on the parents.  Don’t want your kid spending money on stuff?  Don’t give them access to the endless loot card.

I suppose it would be down to boredom at some point, either a slip-up mentally because of that boredom, or intentionally trying to get cute and paying a price for it.  

That’s banking on the left pulling it together long enough to actually vote him out of office.

Hint: they won’t.

The audio was even worse than the transcript; Green was practically foaming at the mouth, which had the unintended consequence of indicating exactly who was threatening reporters for doing their job.

True, those are the last two piece-of-shit actions that that piece-of-shit hasn’t stooped to. Yet.

That’s why 16 is a particularly unsettling age of consent, considering in many states you can’t enter into a contract at that age without guardian signature and all that.  But hogtie ‘em and fuck ‘em?  A-OK!

It would be nice if the decent and God-fearing people of Georgia got off their blessed asses and fixed their shitty, rapist-friendly laws.  

Hence the gratuitous “you’re taking all the stupid with you” callback.  I thought it was obvious the way they painted that exchange, but it seemed missed by a few people.

“I can’t believe there’s a Capital One ad I have yet to be subjected to.”