I dunno, 30 days into Marine Corps boot camp and my appearance changed radically.

I wish I could give them the benefit of the doubt here, and that whatever program was on that thumb drive was state-sponsored and sophisticated enough to defeat edge protection measures, but then we go a couple paragraphs down and find out they didn’t realize their 4+ hour interview had no audio.  The guy just jabbed…

I don’t have tons of experience with these things, but when I tore my kneecap off, it didn’t bleed for a good two minutes. Same thing when the metal rod went through my elbow, and the time a dog bit through my hand and I got a stigmata wound.  Hollywood tells me any puncture bleeds profusely the second it occurs, but…

They had to take the sign down, not because it was offensive, but because this year's magician is actually a woman.

Ahem, that would have been X-everything.

I suppose it is too early to speculate, but I think a Jizyah Shorts/General Booty semifinal would undo the very fabric of society.

I dunno, but if he could become preoccupied doing JUST that, I would be ok with it.

The idea of Donald Trump actually getting elected didn’t scare people enough to convince them to vote for HRC while holding their nose, and the left has only fractured more since then.

Like it or not, we’ve got 6 more years of winter ahead of us.  

This country just sucks.  

“And they’re bringing out a goal. But it isn’t a net, it’s a basketball goal.”

Yeah, I would hate to see the 1400.00 I spend a month for health insurance be reduced to 700.00 a month in taxes.  That would be fucking infuriating.

Don’t discount this. The idea of losing my insurance/having to pay COBRA for 120 days/switching insurers and having a chronic condition labeled “pre-existing” and therefore not covered factors too heavily in my decision of where I pack the bananas.  

Gotta use that degree somewhere.

It’s kind of funny how college coaching works.

I’m in further amazement of the fact that, aside from reaching for the ball to give it a place to land, the 3B didn’t have to move an inch.  If he had a bat in his hands, it would have been a strike, from clear across the stadium.  

Not entirely relevant, but I was returning to my car from a restaurant when I observed a member of The Greatest Generation working his way out of the driver seat of his gigantic Buick starcruiser, the whole time shouting at what I presumed to be his wife.

Username checks out.

I’ve just watched all four videos, and now I want to sue both parties. Neither idea is that original, but of the two, at least SNL did some writing to flesh out the concept. Both sketches from Temple Horses were somehow try-hard AND mailing-it-in.  

I am very much a lifelong fan of baseball; I love the sport, I go to as many minor league games as I can and if I am not at a game I am probably watching a MLB game instead.