Is that what they do? I always pictured an oil tanker with bigass hoses leading to the island, guzzling as much as it can until puttering off to New Jersey or wherever such things go and getting bottled there.

Oh yes, obviously. I had them winning week 3 (AZ), 4 (TB), 8 (NYJ), 9 (BUF), 12 (DET), and 16 (SF). These losers who get paid to predict such things had them at the following: Sports Illustrated had the Bears going 7-9, CBS had them going 5-11, ESPN had them going 7-9, Bleacher Report had them going 5-11,…

Not if they keep letting Parkey hammer away at them.

If not for Jon Gruden going insane on the eve of the season, the Bears were heading towards a 6-10 slog that would have been hailed as progress.

Star Wars fans—notoriously resistant to change and new things being introduced into the franchise

“Brother and sister news team!”

You’re not wrong, but Pence was on his way back to radio when that orange dipshit did the unthinkable and tabbed him for VP.

Not exactly. Just because your monitor is sitting sideways doesn’t change the aspect ratio. It’s 16:9, rotated 90 degrees. When you tell the OS how to draw the images on that monitor, you choose an option of “portrait” or “landscape” and not aspect ratio.

If you’re gonna be pedantic, at least be right.

Aside from the weird Donnie Yen character, Rogue One was perfect.

And that is different from right now, how?

It feels like they could superimpose video of every goal Ovechkin has ever scored, and there would only be like three spots on the ice obscured by his body. Same shot from the same place over and over and over, with an occasional oddball thrown in.

But I think he gets unfairly shit on by a lot of people because he was around long enough for a whole generation to forget the Bungles label and how absurdly bad the team was before hiring him.

But I am familiar with the original material AND I like D’Onofrio’s version of the Kingpin. There’s no way they were going to find an actor who could pull off the presence AND the comic-book physicality; what they gave us was about as good as they could.

Just think, for the low price of $500.00 you get the smell, the source of the smell, tetanus, and whatever is living in the ductwork. Tidy deal!

I’m sure it will be blimpworthy.

Yeah, but Barack HUSSEIN Obama once wore a tan suit.

Do we know how much the other guy was paid to be knocked silly by light taps?

This is not true on any level. People who own these trucks are stupid assholes and their dumb trucks are not common.

Yeah, at our mall, the EV charging stations are just outside the main, front entrance of the mall. I bet they never even considered hiring a construction crew to dig a trench through their parking lot all the way to BFE to lay the power cables for their charging stations; nah, having the EV stations right there next…