They should have given Filoni episodes 7 through 9. *There* is a guy who knows how to tell a Star Wars story without disappearing up the ass of the Skywalkers.

Considering the first one was reviled as a ham-fisted liberal slam against corporations (while simultaneously being derided by liberals as a ham-fisted 2-hour commercial for a corporation, somehow) I imagine this one will be dismissed as propaganda advocating the subjugation of manhood despite being a tone-deaf…

Wait, Ghostbusters was a remake?  Next you’re going to tell me there was a sequel to this supposed original.

Ryan is relentless. He keeps coming back to me in all these ways, shapes and forms, I just said, ‘You know, I just don’t think the world really wants to see Deadpool with Wolverine.’

The scary thing is they could afford to do it, and people would go.

There’s how much it cost to MAKE the movie, then you have to add in how much it cost to PROMOTE the movie.

Yeah, it’s not like generating computer models and animating them takes any kind of skill or anything.

Just because they don’t sell the tools at Hobby Lobby doesn’t mean the resulting work isn’t art or that it arrives effortlessly.  

What hump?

Dude got traded from an arguably-historic shit team to a World Series contender, and couldn’t gin up even fake effort.

Just the ones who haven’t met him.

Just pitchforks, though. It’s not safe to march through the streets carrying tiki torches lately.

My first out-loud laugh in a couple days.

It also depends not just where you live, but where you DRIVE where you live. My daily commute is down a raised highway that splits (harvested) corn fields on both sides; the wind just freezes ANY moisture that gets on that road, and fact is, every year people die on that road because they think their car is up to…

I’m pretty sure that stuff reassembles in your intestines, like some kind of a T-1000 suppository.  

Why do Republicans hate successful women so much.

And here I thought it was because they got three square meals a day.

Which... is what makes the impact of the fires worse.

Nein!

But if he disclosed his whereabouts, he would expose himself to the remote chance of bearing responsibility for his actions, and that’s just not the way the Master Race works.