It also depends not just where you live, but where you DRIVE where you live. My daily commute is down a raised highway that splits (harvested) corn fields on both sides; the wind just freezes ANY moisture that gets on that road, and fact is, every year people die on that road because they think their car is up to…

I’m pretty sure that stuff reassembles in your intestines, like some kind of a T-1000 suppository.  

Why do Republicans hate successful women so much.

Which... is what makes the impact of the fires worse.

Nein!

Countdown until somebody shows Mike Pence that it’s not legal in Indiana.

Was gonna say, I accidentally beat the Bears in 2015, and it’s taken me this long to admit it.

Reading your description of this, it took me back to that same moment for me.  I bet we even quit at the same point!

Even if the difference was psychosomatic, I always preferred white/gray caps to black because the black ones felt like they were baking my skull.

Wear an eyepatch.  

Sorry, this guy taking pictures of an elected official and crowing about how she’s not wearing fig leaves is not the same as people blowing up about Melania’s “I don’t care” jacket. When a liberal lunatic gets out of control, they shout at a guy eating dinner. When a conservative lunatic gets out of control, they…

The best thing about people who think “pull yourself up by your bootstrap” is that they completely ignore any and all help they received while pulling their bootstraps.

There used to be a guy at SomethingAwful who would embed sound clips into GIFs. That shit was wizardry.

I never noticed it before, but this dude’s mustache is insane.

“If Microsoft weren’t so lazy they would rebuild Windows from scratch for each update!”

Yeah, absolutely no companies were founded in the 1950s.  And honestly, if you think ‘success’ means ‘fuck you, I got mine’ you really don’t deserve to be successful.  

I dunno, why don’t you check out how all the countries with lower GDP are doing it and draw your own conclusion?

But these pearl-clutching conservatives are a-ok with their approved overlords taking their money and distributing it amongst the 1%.  I’ll never understand that.  “My tax money shouldn’t be going to support my neighbor, it should be going into the pockets of a billionaire who wouldn’t piss on me if I was on fire!”

And probably pizza.